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Out of the Box Open Mic 2.0

Pride Center of New Jersey, 85 Raritan Avenue, Suite 100, Highland Park, NJ

Come share your self-expression (poetry, songs, dancing, lip synching, etc all welcome) at this extremely supportive open mic.  Don't want to share?  We love listeners, too!

$5-$15 sliding scale donation


Virtue of Selfishness - Reading

Hypatia-in-the-Woods, Shelton, WA

A reading of my new one-woman show VIRTUE OF SELFISHNESS - a comedic and satirical look at women in the #metoo/neo-liberal/Alt-Right moment.  


wRETCH - the Final Concert. Fierce Body Tour

The Wild Project, 195 East 3rd Street (b/t Ave A & B), New York, NY

Come see wRETCH - the final concert my first non-solo show in 15 years! And it's a musical!

Pan is a queer punk-rock diva, and this is her last concert! Or is it?  Her band can’t tell . . . Will the audience? While they try to figure it out, they play their set of riot grrrl-style proclamations on drugs, lesbianism, eating disorders, and taking up space. Get ready to smash the patriarchy, and maybe a guitar or two, at this bombastic all-woman rock extravaganza. July 12, 14, 15 @ 9pm The Wild Project NYC / Fresh Fruit Festival Tickets only $18 - Get 'em now:


A Personalized Poem

Order a personalized poem for yourself or someone you love.  Poems are written based on the answers you give to a short questionnaire.  Poems are 100% unique to you or your loved one.  A great present for a graduation, anniversary, birthday, bon voyage party or anything else special in your life.  Delivery by email. Delivery within 3 weeks of return of questionnaire.  Rush orders accepted for surcharge.

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Journal w Inscription

Love to journal - write out your thoughts and get them clear in your mind?  Write poetry or rap or lyrics or spoken word?  This is a unique journal with the I Am Enough logo to remind you while you're processing through all those great and challenging thoughts, that you. are. enough.. Special craft design with windows through the cover to read the haiku from my poem "epic - dyke - me."  


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Intros, Outros & In-between: Pandora Scooter Live!

Live tracks from Baltimore, MD to New York City and all in between.  Great banter, intros to pieces and outros - stories galore.  28 tracks.  2008.

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Carpe Dyke (Seize the Dyke) CD

not just for lesbians who speak latin. Powerful, honest, and political spoken/sung word from an in-the-moment artist whose cd is for anyone who is awake, asking questions and looking for some fun...

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OUTwordlyFabulous CD

A recording of many of the pieces from Pandora Scooter's spoken word solo show called OUTwordlyFabulous.  The show is about stopping bullying and homophobia.  Particularly appropriate for high school and college aged people. 20 tracks. 2011

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I AM ENOUGH shirt - Black New Design

Let someone know that they are enough!  A new look for the I AM ENOUGH shirt.  And in Black!  Oooh La La!
















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I Am Enough Tee

You are enough.  Here's the back (or you can get it with the OUTwordlyFabulous logo on the back):

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