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Out of the Box Open Mic 2.0

Pride Center of New Jersey, 85 Raritan Avenue, Suite 100, Highland Park, NJ

Come share your self-expression (poetry, songs, dancing, lip synching, etc all welcome) at this extremely supportive open mic.  Don't want to share?  We love listeners, too!

$5-$15 sliding scale donation


Virtue of Selfishness - Reading

Hypatia-in-the-Woods, Shelton, WA

A reading of my new one-woman show VIRTUE OF SELFISHNESS - a comedic and satirical look at women in the #metoo/neo-liberal/Alt-Right moment.  


wRETCH - the Final Concert. Fierce Body Tour

The Wild Project, 195 East 3rd Street (b/t Ave A & B), New York, NY

Come see wRETCH - the final concert my first non-solo show in 15 years! And it's a musical!

Pan is a queer punk-rock diva, and this is her last concert! Or is it?  Her band can’t tell . . . Will the audience? While they try to figure it out, they play their set of riot grrrl-style proclamations on drugs, lesbianism, eating disorders, and taking up space. Get ready to smash the patriarchy, and maybe a guitar or two, at this bombastic all-woman rock extravaganza. July 12, 14, 15 @ 9pm The Wild Project NYC / Fresh Fruit Festival Tickets only $18 - Get 'em now:


As a playwright, I take inspiration from Caryl Churchill, Christopher Durang, David Mamet, Luigi Pirandello, Ionesco and many others.  I have been writing plays for most of my life.  Many of these are solo-shows, however, recently I have been expanding to multiple-player plays.  Here is a short list of some of my writing.


Annotation (5w, 75 minutes) - a serio-comic/surrealist play

A playwright struggles to write a draft of her play about milestones in her life when her internal editor and the characters she's created fight back.  Will she be able to finish the draft and will it be any good? (2 Bi-racial woman, 1 Asian woman, 1 White woman, 1 non-white woman)


The Gay Anthem (2w, 3m, 95 minutes) - a play with music

Rett, a lyricist, ropes her composer partner, Chevy, into writing the gay anthem to unite the entire gay community for Stonewall's 50th Anniversary.  But something is very different about this project - it's personal for Rett.  Why is she so driven to write this anthem and what will she learn about herself by doing so?  Ultimately, Rett and Chevy write a great anthem, get chosen by Stonewall to represent the community and Rett finally feels acceptance. (1 non-white woman, 1 white woman, 1 Latino/Black male, 1 White male, 1 Black male)


FOY (2w, 1m, 80 minutes) - a crime thriller

May Hankin, head of Hankin Studios, is having anxiety attacks.  She goes to Patricia O'Connor for therapy, which she doesn't seem to really need.  Patricia confides in her therapist, Jack Kaplan, about the struggles she's having with May.  As Pat attempts to maintain her boundaries with Jack and May, they do all they can to corrupt her ethics, using her as a pawn in their epic battle against each other.  Ultimately, May comes out on top.  But what was Jack's great crime?  (3 white actors)


wRETCH (7w, 80 minutes) - a punk riot grrrl musical

Pan, lead singer of wRETCH, has a secret that has put her over the edge.  Tonight, she's going to kill herself, but not after giving one last amazing performance with her bandmates, who figure out what she's up to and do everything to stop her. (7 actors of any ethnicity)


Selfish (70 minutes) - What happens when five of the US's funniest women come together to compete for "Funniest Woman of the Year?"  Come meet angry dyke Marl Jax, Southern belle, Mama Mia Baker, intellectual comic Liz Lerner, sloppy ditz Candy Cash and everybody's favorite harmless lesbian comic Annie Johnson as they battle it out with wit, insight and some serious subterfuge.  Things might not go so smoothly as the National Comic's Association hopes with these five tornados on stage!  

HOMOsapienism (60 minutes) - Pandora's coming out story in 11 spoken word pieces all strung together with funny anecdotes and a little bit of audience participation.

Samuraization (70 minutes) - What happens when a crazy solo show about marrying yourself goes awry?  Pandora takes us on a tour of insecurity and self-doubt, which leads to visits from Yukio Mishima, her junior high school drama teacher, and her Japanese Grandma.  Everything ends all right after the audience plays funeral with Pandora and she disappears.

I AM ENOUGH (60 minutes) Pan is struggling with the demons in her mind that are telling her to commit suicide.  Through poetry, monologue and spoken word, Pandora shows audiences how she went from self-hating to self-loving and saved her very own life in the process.

OUTwordlyFabulous (60 minutes) Come visit with 12 characters including bullies, kids, day care teachers, old ladies, moms, bystanders and more, as they explore the issue of bullying and how to put an end to it.